Why throw one axe when you can unleash a barrage, and thanks to the new ”map-traversal” ability of Godlike Ascension, you’ll never miss the action. If only it were true…
Godlike Warriors pack pre-orders are available by ”sacrificing the choicest goat from a player’s herd and funneling the smoke into a USB port.” No refunds.
”Godlike Warriors will define new frontiers of realism in War of the Vikings, with the gods’ favors separating the true warriors destined for Valhalla from the rest of the casual scum,” says Paradox.
”Players who the gods have chosen to buy Godlike Warriors will gain the ability “Godlike Fury,” turning their ranged attacks into an onslaught of weaponized wrath; “Godlike Ascension,” which keeps warriors in the fight with new map-traversal abilities; and access to an exclusive in-game blunt weapon worthy of Thor himself.”
Until Godlike Warriors is released just keep playing War of the Vikings like the ‘casual scum’ you are.
