"safety concerns" jokes their statement.
No real reason was given for the push back but 'polish' is a likely word to escape their lips. Life on Earth won't "instantaneously stop" now, say Valve.
This holiday season was the due window for Portal 2 for Xbox 360 and PC. They issued an email from 'Aperture Science' to break the sad face inducing news...
“Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time."
"Also, the game will be even better,” they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.”
While first saying Portal 2 wouldn't be Valve's 'big thing' for E3, the studio has now said that its E3 surprise would be at least related to it. Try to pick up the pieces of your now shattered life and soldier on, Portal fan.