Communism having done stellar works thus far, naturally. Already Nintendo Wii has taken fire from Chavez for promoting ”selfishness, individualism”.
”Those games they call ‘PlayStation’ are poison. Some games teach you to kill. They once put my face on a game, ‘you’ve got to find Chavez to kill him.,” el commie presidente Hugo Chavez said, reports Yahoo! News.
He also said any game that has players ”bomb cities or just throw bombs,” is the way capitalist nations sow violence to ”later sell weapons.” Curses and drat, we’re foiled! That Wii perpetuates nothing but ”selfishness, individualism and violence,” by the way.
We also ”promote the need for cigarettes, drugs and alcohol so they can sell them. That’s capitalism, the road to hell,” added Hugo ‘not a dictator’ Chavez. Already Venezuelan lawmakers have outlawed ”bellicose” videogame titles, with five-year jail terms.
Anyone else think that maybe Chavez has taken Tropico 3 a little too personally? Then there was that whole Mercenaries 2 from Pandemic blowing up Venezuela a bit…
