No Pineapple Left Behind Announcement Trailer

An evil wizard shows up to a school and turns all of the children into pineapples. Pineapples are very simple. All they do is take tests and get grades. If they get good grades, the school gets more money. However, if left unattended, pineapples can turn back into children! Children are way more complicated, and have a personality with needs and feelings. They are more expensive than pineapples. You are the principal. Your job is to run the school.