Italy, you know that place that gave us Romans and pasta? Well they’ve discovered a teenagers ”severe brain disorder” was actually PlayStation withdrawal. Phew.
Young Lorenzo was admitted to Hospital where he couldn’t speak or understand his surroundings, and doctors figured out his grey matter had extra vitamin ‘Sony’.
Don’t you just love these heart warming stories? He recently completed a rather lengthy session on the devil device and subsequently had his soul held hostage, or at least that’s what the Vatican will probably spin anyway…
”They eventually managed to take care of him once they understood that this was a strange kind of mental detachment connected to his Playstation,” said local Mafioso, err, ‘politician’ Antonio Buccoliero.
Apparently the boy has ordered the hit and his Sony console now sleeps with the fishes. ”If I even think about it I want to throw up,” he said, reports Ananova.
Source: VG247
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