Why this sudden reminder? Soon Microsoft adds Internet Explorer to Xbox Live and that means the web is free and clear to dirty our minds. A porn-spin on YouTube is already looking for gamers.
Yes, our friendly neighbourhood purveyor of smut - YouPorn - is happily letting everyone know that with Internet Explorer on Xbox Live comes arrives ”hot free porn”.
We all know that porn of the free variety is like catnip to us poor, easily led astray and hormonally charged gamers. That we’ll be able to access it without needing to get up off the couch or bed and waddle over to our PCs, or even bothering with the hassle of a laptop obscuring ‘points of access’, is testament to further advancement in civilization.
”Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favourite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox,” said YouPorn.
The pure class continues: ”Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.” Well, now they’ve referenced gaming alongside porn we’re left defenceless.
Microsoft is a little flush in the face, as you can imagine, and are keen to remind people that those naughty no-no sites can be kept behind a digital dam of chastity thanks to parental controls. Of course the adult sites advertisement could be a little misleading for parents who suddenly think an app is going to spring up (pun!) on the dashboard.
”To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content,” said Microsoft. I’m sure they begrudgingly mentioned the site in question.
”Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.”
I’m sure we’re just months away from hot and steamy Avatar-on-Avatar action. Let’s hope no unscrupulous types would think to use Microsoft’s family friendly motion-sensing Kinect tech for anything… sordid.
