You might be idling your way through life, blissfully unaware of humanity's desperate need for a goat simulation game. Let the launch trailer for Coffee Stain Studios' Goat Simulator change your mind.
This is, of course, a parody of the famous Dead Island trailer, which featured a girl rewinding her way back through a hotel window and straight into the jaws of a zombie.
This time, however, our protagonist is an unfortunate goat who's suffered an unpleasant accident at a petrol station.
Somewhat fittingly, Goat Simulator is hitting Steam on April 1.
Witness the glory of the Goat Simulator launch trailer
27 March 2014 | By Nick Horth