In an effort to dispel the gossip coming out of Diablo III’s taverns, Blizzard has reiterated there ”are no homicidal heifers” terrorising the land. Incidentally, avoid going into the wilds between now and May 21st.
It’s an obvious prank and call it ”udderly ridiculous” and ”full of bull”. Nephalim are also advised to avoid strange portals that ”may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence”.
”…while the idea of some sort of “cowpocalypse” (as one terrified farmer has taken to calling this) is udderly ridiculous, it is worth noting that one can never be too careful. And so, after consulting with our local Horadrim chapter, we have elected to issue an advisory.”
”Effective immediately, we encourage all residents of Sanctuary to steer clear of the wilds. From dawn on May 15 to dusk on May 21, it is also recommended that you avoid entering any strange portals that may or may not lead to alternate planes of existence.”
“This activity cud be potentially hazardous to your health and, in the opinion of this humble civil servant, is a veally bad idea in general.”
The Secret Cow level was a staple of Diablo II, and seems to be vacationing in Diablo III right now until May 21st. Fans have long since suspected it lurked somewhere still in Sanctuary.
