No your eyes don't need testing. Paradox Interactive has just published the first episode of their live action mini-series about the "lengths that ordinary people will go to" to win Europa Universalis IV multiplayer.
This new series is entitled 'Frenemies'. Paradox is also running a 'Rewrite History Contest' for EUIV fans to submit their ahistorical events for consideration to be included in an update.
Topwill be weeded out and then be made part of the new major update to the grand strategy title. Check out the live action episode below.