I don’t really know where to start with this. Grass Simulator, the simulator with all the… grass, is now available on Steam Early Access. We’ve hit peak [insert concept here] Simulator, people.
To be fair, the official description is kind of amusingly stupid; “You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows.”
Rambler is armed only with a magnum revolver, the same gun which he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed. Yep. For a game about grass, there’s actually a surprising amount of cow-murder. In fact, from the trailer and the description, it looks more like some kind of anti-cow FPS than anything.
More content will be added as development continues. Here’s a list of planned additions:
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Planned Features
-Rapid Increase of Modes
-Multiplayer Support
-Trading Card Support
-Steam Achievements
-Save System for certain modes (Steam Cloud Support)
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Grass Simulator is available now for 10% off on Steam. Should suit all your grass simulation needs, if for some reason you have any.
