Grass Simulator is now available on Steam Early Access‏

I don't really know where to start with this. Grass Simulator, the simulator with all the... grass, is now available on Steam Early Access. We've hit peak Simulator, people.

To be fair, the official description is kind of amusingly stupid; "You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows."

Rambler is armed only with a magnum revolver, the same gun which he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed. Yep. For a game about grass, there's actually a surprising amount of cow-murder. In fact, from the trailer and the description, it looks more like some kind of anti-cow FPS than anything.

More content will be added as development continues. Here's a list of planned additions:

Planned Features

-Rapid Increase of Modes

-Multiplayer Support

-Trading Card Support

-Steam Achievements

-Save System for certain modes (Steam Cloud Support)

Grass Simulator is available now for 10% off on Steam. Should suit all your grass simulation needs, if for some reason you have any.