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No Pineapple Left Behind available in Open Alpha, a school simulator for "orderly pineapples"

No Pineapple Left Behind available in Open Alpha, a school simulator for "orderly pineapples"

Children and smartphones equal hell for school administrators, so why not turn them into pineapples? Indie studio Subaltern Games puts us in the shoes of a school principal where grades are everything.

The 'school tycoon' is now in Open Alpha so anyone who thinks they can coral studious pineapples or even attempt to educate actual children can try it out. Budgets, prestige, whiny parents... pineapples.

Mastertronic Reveals No Pineapple Left Behind for PC

Mastertronic Reveals No Pineapple Left Behind for PC

An evil wizard shows up to a school and turns all of the children into pineapples. Pineapples are very simple. All they do is take tests and get grades. If they get good grades, the school gets more money. However, if left unattended, pineapples can turn back into children! Children are way more complicated, and have a personality with needs and feelings. They are more expensive than pineapples. You are the principal. Your job is to run the school.